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Different, but optimistic! I posted this a few months ago, and got a few good responses, but of course, the coolest person I met was moving, lame! So here we are again :D
So it is Wednesday morning (or maybe it is sometime in the oh-so-near future?) and you are reading craigslist postings. Good luck right? But don't worry, there are still plenty of uber-awesome people out there, you just have to find some way to catch their attention... So I am not gonna lie, online dating has been my preferred form of dating since I realized in college that fucking the people you live with is just, well, dumb. Dumb and fun. Fun. Awesomely stupid? This means, yes, in fact, I have been on here before. Many times. You may even recognize my posting! Wow! Amazing right, its like we have a connection already. I can assure you though, I have met amazingly wonderful people out here (ok, not in Sacramento), and I know I can do it again!
Because I LOVE to write way too much information, I am going to put the important stuff out there right now. Here is how I look: so cute. I have longish wavy/curly brown hair, hazel eyes, and a killer smile. I am told I am attractive fairly often, and enjoy compliments, because I am human, damnit. I like the way I look, but it is only a small portion of my personality! I have plenty of pics to trade Lets move on to the PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION. Not gonna lie here either, I am short and thin, two things that terrify women. How short and thin? About 5'4, 120 lbs, give or take a few, most likely take. Yum. If it makes you feel better, I have dated people from 5'0" to 6'1" (6'4" with heels). I have been dubbed "the perfect short guy to fuck" by one of said tall exes. Just saying. The point of this is, if short guys scare you, run away now! If you just dont give a fuck, right on! I can assure you though, whether you tower above me, or stand at my height, I take no concern. Although...tall is good so you can reach things for me and so I dont have to feel guilty about hogging little spoon.
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I swear a lot. Sometimes I still think I am a teenager, but hopefully in the fun sorts of ways, and not the extremely immature sorts of ways. But yeah, I curse. Fuck shit balls cunt motherfucker. I guess I can stop if so desired, I have nothing against changing superficial aspects of my personally if asked nicely :D I am sarcastic. I am very sarcastic. If you havent figured out HOW sarcastic this posting is yet, get your ass to college. If you have been to college, well ma'am, I am sorry to say this, but you are an idiot. Doesnt it feel liberating to admit it though? Sometimes my life feels like an episode of Seinfeld, mixed with one liners and horribly superficial banter. I try not to watch as much TV these days...Underneath this shell of sarcasm and wit, I am a pretty nice guy. I love doing things for people (especially my partner), and have way too much love to give. I would even go so far as to label myself "nice", but I am not sure my friends would agree wholeheartedly. They might say "asshole", or, "loveable asshole"
I really like cats. A lot. I am not really that into dogs, but I guess I can appreciate them here or there. The reasons I like cats, and dislike dogs, tend to be the reasons that people like dogs, and dislike cats. Extreme loyalty and need of affection? GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. Independence mixed with earned love? Awwww yeah. All things considered if the major difference you see in this posting between us is your love of dogs, I am sure you can win me over to your side. Just be patient and nice :D if you are allergic to cats, I am toxic to you, as I have been a cat since I was 3.
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Getting a feel for my personality yet? Lets write some more. I have been around the block in both my love and sex life, and I am very comfortable about this. I have done the serial monogamy thing, I have done the lets-see-how-long-I-can-be-single game. Both are fun. I have slutted my way around San Francisco and lived to tell the tale, and tell the tale I do. I even tried polyamory (not for me), woo! I can say that at this point, I am more into monogamy. I am a super sexual person, and am looking for the same in a partner. When questioned "what would you do if your long term partner never wanted sex again", I have no hesitation in saying I would leave them. A healthy, rewarding sex life is the backbone of any successful relationship in my opinion. Otherwise we are just friends who fight more than we should. So yeah, sex positive people, right on. And while we are talking about sex, I am pretty much into everything. Try me.
If I had to say what I was looking for, I would burst out with LOVELOVELOVE. Love is pretty cool, and I havent really felt it in a while. Lame! Not that one can just rush into it, but hey, why not set a lofty goal? Because I exist in the real world, I am aware that the best way to go about this is in no pressure friendly hang outs. I dont like dating, unless we are just both so giddy that we cannot contain the excitement. This does not include lots of texts. I dont like s. So yeah, love would be great, but friends for a start. Not too complex. But while we are talking about what we are looking for, I guess I should delve a little deeper. I love great connections. I want a best friend. I am not looking for someone I can catch up with every few days, but rather someone who I can see as a partner. Someone curious about the goings on in my life, and interested in sharing their own story. Someone looking for a partner, that isnt afraid of affection and attention, but knows how to balance their own life into the mix. I guess a best friend that I could have tons of awesome sex with sums it up nicely. I love getting excited about new people, and hope I never lose this trait. It would also be fun if you liked to push and be pushed. Lets face it, when it comes to my own life, I am pretty cool with just existing. A partner can help give me that added touch to push my personality towards being the best me I can be, and I like that
For fun, I can be sort of a homebody. I do NOT like to party, club, or drink. I will have the occasional beer, and for sure get tipsy a handful of times a year, but if your idea of a kickass friday night is getting smashed at the bars, you are annoying. Leave me alone. That was negative, I apologize. Fun for me usually includes cooking (I am vegetarian), biking, road trips, walks, hikes, conversation, flying kites, board games, nerdy tv/movies, and just enjoying my friends and family. I am more into the local than the exotic, although I have done my share of traveling, and plan on doing more in the future (SouthEast Asia, India, Brazil are on the list). I am pretty active, and like to stay healthy and fit(ish) Major points if you love being outside in the sun as much as I do! I do not really dance, but if you do, I challenge you to teach me, I will learn (quickly).
Right now I am learning the guitar. I also love to sing. It is a major plus if you are musical, and while I will not say it is a requirement, I am extremely attracted to musicians.
I am frugal/cheap. I value this quality in other people as well. If you find spending money to be one of your favorite activities, well, you are in for a lifetime of unhappiness. Good luck!
I do not drive. I bike everywhere. I guess I dont have a problem with driving, but I prefer driving to be part of an adventure, not the every day. My bike is good enough for the everyday. This means if you are outside of Midtown or Downtown, I probably think you are too far away. Especially if you live in the shittier parts of sacramento. ew. If you are in Davis, we can work on that, I have deep ties to Davis.
I live in a co-op. I could be seen by some as a hippie :D I am a country boy at heart (the hippie kind), and am plotting my escape to a farm or land.
I would say my major drives so far in life have been knowledge and love. I love to learn, and consider myself a lifelong student. I graduated with a degree in folklore, and currently work in a library. I plan on getting into teaching in the next few years, although truth be told, I would rather be raising a family. Kids are super cool! I do not like to be busy. I think life is to be enjoyed, not worked. I would much rather be poor and have a rich, healthy life, than work my butt of in an attempt to "enjoy" my money. Ha. I am vegetarian, and feel very passionately about it. I plan on going vegan again at some point, maybe soon?
I love the sun. I love heat. I love being outside. I love to love! That said, I do not see the world through rose colored glasses. I know how bad things are for most people, and I try and live my life in a way that doesnt hurt others. I am working on all of this. I tend to enjoy talking about the negative aspects of the world, which makes people think I am...negative. I try not to be, I just like to talk!
Ok, well, that was fun! It is always nice to just writewritewrite and see what you come up with. The moral of the story is this: I am ready for a relationship. I love my life, and I would love to get to share it with someone else. Believe it or not, this is just the tip of the iceberg. If you want to know more about me, lets set up a tea date or something. w00t.
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